1. titytwochainz:

    ask me some shit ill answer anything 100% honestly

    (via khoryy)

     
  2. thisiselliz:

    y’all in the past, this is the future

    (Source: zbod)

     
  3. (Source: elflora, via crystalteeth)

     
  4. dalehan:

    That second image.

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via dicknerd)

     
  5. vasuki:

    This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

    (via flowers-for-the-sad)

     

  6. cloudcuckoolander527:

    tokilladm:

    What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

    You are the future. 

    (via flowers-for-the-sad)

     
  7. iamretrokid:

    lmafo did he just enchant him?

    (Source: bballgifs, via flowers-for-the-sad)

     
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  10. bewbin:

    BLAZE IT 

    (via flowers-for-the-sad)

     

  11. rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    (via flowers-for-the-sad)

     
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  13. wincestielistheanswer:

    I’m so

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    You’re so 2000 and late

    (via flowers-for-the-sad)

     

  14. blahblahblahimadirtytramp:

    So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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    sir

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    young sir 

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    please sir

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    I would be quite grateful if you

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    please young sir

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    please stop

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    I didn’t sign up for this

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    sir

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    help me

    (Source: misfosteret, via flowers-for-the-sad)

     

  15. Anonymous asked: An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

    iguanamouth:

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    wow im sad now